I feel like people could classify me as a goody-two-shoes but its literally because I’m too lazy to get into trouble. Like I mean yeah I could sneak out and get crazy drunk at a party but I could also lay in bed and sleep???
So today in my human sexuality class my 60-year-old teacher brought up condoms and suggested putting them on with your mouth and we were like ok that’s a cool idea
and then he grabbed a banana and opened and condom and put the condom in his mouth a fuCKING DEEPTHROATED THE GODDAMN BANANA TO PUT THE CONDOM ON IT AND WE WERE ALL JUST SITTING THERE IN SHOCK AND ONE KID STARTED CLAPPING
Like a good neighbor, I do not care
THIS JUST HAPPENED
ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
