princess3hunna:

*owns tons of clothes*

*wears same three things*

(Source: pactressia)

"Mickey, have a seat, man. No one gives a shit who you bang."

(Source: mymadnesswon)

PAUL MARCUS FUOG

(Source: fleeten)

  • lesbian: *breathes*
  • straight girl: omg what u like me??? I'm sorry but I only see u as a friend!!!!